August 25, 2014: The Morning after the Night before. Greetings! It is I, your humble Signal Editor! My journey to this issue, fine readers, has been long and ardous. I first crossed the raging river of OH-DEAR-SWEET-HOME-ALABAMA-MY-HEAD. I traversed the mighty valley of WHY-WONT-THE-ROOM-STOP-SPINNING, and finally climbed the titanic cliffs of I-SHALL-NEVER-EVER-DRINK-AGAIN-UNTIL-NEXT-WEEKEND. Read more about August 25, 2014: The Morning after the Night before.